In the tradition of Muslim orthodoxy (as opposed to the Islam Liberals who will certainly not fast at all in Ramadhaan since they are….well, hypocrites), The Islamoholic greets the incoming blessed Ramadhaan with joy and grace. Marhaban, ya Ramadhaan. Marhaban, marhaban, marhaban! May Allah subhana wa ta’ala unite the Muslims in the spirit of Ramadhaan and may the act of fasting increase our piety and taqwa of our Rabb.
Something which the Liberal Islam heretics certainly very much lack, The Islamoholic certainly feels. In fact, its very easy to spot a Liberal Islam heretic in Ramadhaan. If you see a so-called “Muslim” eating in this Holy Month, then it means that the person in question is without a doubt a Liberal!
There is, assuming if you believe in “safe” San Diego accounting. That was supposed to be a joke.
Of course there is no such thing as “safe sex”. What is so dangerous about having sexual intercourse, anyway? Its either you have sex out of wedlock (which in this case it is called “fornication”), have sex with your husband (which in this case is called “marriage”), or have sex with someone else’s husband (which in this case is called “adultery”). If you have multiple partners, this is called “promiscuity”.
When you ask for engineering advice, you go to an engineer. When you want to know about yoga retreats, you go to a yoga health expert. When you want to seek a medical cure, you go to a doctor or a surgeon. So why is it that those who are not experts in the religion seem to have no problems commenting about Islam and Islamic law? Is Islam a free-for-all religion where every layman has the right to comment about it?
Why? Why? Why?